my lousy roommate

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great so now that you 2 are dong being reatarded as to why this thread is here yeesh you weirdos! now lets see you dont have to touh his butthole or the vasoline you can always find a nother way to get it on there or cover you hands or something... I never done it before butI know someone who has lol. Anywho if you do take a crap take it on his bed then he think he did and well if he rolls over thats his own fault... you know this is getting kinda gross... but evily funny O__o
 
use a yard stick or broom handle oooohh even better go to the adult store by a didlo and some crazy kinda of lube and ptu ti all in his bed covered in the lube with a note from some guy telling him how good of a time he had last night and htat he can return the "toy" whenever he wants he would be so embarassed he would not live you anymore,,, but you have to "find" the note first and wake him up to give it to him be awesome if you pu a uesd condom in there too and yes ash this is gross and evil but the dude deserves it for being a drunk idiot
 
Yah I know lol. Anyways thats actullay a funny plan also, just make sure someone else writes the note so he dont recognize the hand writting.
 
if you want to stay lowkey, toothbrush hijinx are good - youll always know what you did, he won't.

if you want to go big, a good teabaggin' (w pics) is always a good shaming.
 
Ash said:
great so now that you 2 are dong being reatarded as to why this thread is here yeesh you weirdos! now lets see you dont have to touh his butthole or the vasoline you can always find a nother way to get it on there or cover you hands or something... I never done it before butI know someone who has lol. Anywho if you do take a crap take it on his bed then he think he did and well if he rolls over thats his own fault... you know this is getting kinda gross... but evily funny O__o

LOL.... I was thinking that you thought of the idea on your own.
 
I'm talking to my fiancee and I told her that I could use a carrot to put the vaseline on his butthole.

The she says what if he wakes up and catches me, putting a lubed-up carrot in his butthole.
 
lovespunaround said:
I'm talking to my fiancee and I told her that I could use a carrot to put the vaseline on his butthole.

The she says what if he wakes up and catches me, putting a lubed-up carrot in his butthole.

you'll say, "hey you owe me"
 
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