While this is entertaining in a flamewar kinda way, it doesn't do the community any good. Simple fact is, that those fish are in a tank way too small for them. Many people on here really care for their fish, and this will seriously aggravate a lot of people, hence the responses. Whatever people suggest, only you are actually going to be able to sort out what is best for the fish. If you actually have any respect for other living creatures, please make some solid plans as soon as possible to get the new tank sorted. I would say you have a matter of weeks before those fish will start dying on you.
Please respect the welfare of these living creatures, and get them rehomed as your first priority. Take them to a fish shop and ask them to look after them until you have the space to do so.
Keeping fish is a wonderful experience, in fact - it is an honour, NOT a right... but at this point, you are in a very real danger of having this hurt you badly, from the responses of people on here and your friends, to potentially legal issues from animal welfare investigators. Please take this extremely seriously - and get those fish rehomed TOMORROW.