Official Off Topic Discussion Thread #1

[xraycer]

Rant:

Came home, from work, last night to a fully "LOADED" clogged toilet ugghh

Also got stood up by the paving contrator who was supposed to stop by to give an estimate on the driveway.

 

[ballinouttacntrol]

Rant:

Came home, from work, last night to a fully "LOADED" clogged toilet ugghh

Also got stood up by the paving contrator who was supposed to stop by to give an estimate on the driveway.

Then you realized it was you that clogged it, sleep crapping

 

[xraycer]

Then you realized it was you that clogged it, sleep crapping

Since I'm a folder, and everybody else are crumplers, I'm pointing the finger at the wife and kids

 

[krichardson]

Since I'm a folder, and everybody else are crumplers, I'm pointing the finger at the wife and kids

When you wipe yourself do you look at the tissue?...most people do,it aint even an issue.

 

[SumoNinja]

you have to look if you're half a decent human being. otherwise, how do you know you're clean if you don't look at the tissue?

I continue wiping until I see no more marks on the tissue

 

[xraycer]

When you wipe yourself do you look at the tissue?...most people do,it aint even an issue.

I'm in the medical field, so looking at poo is not an issue. It's not uncommon for me to have to at times "deal" with other people's poo issue......just part of the job.

Its one thing to wipe and throw away, but its another thing to have to clear out and get a loaded toilet functioning again

 

[FMA4ME]

Rant:

Came home, from work, last night to a fully "LOADED" clogged toilet ugghh

Also got stood up by the paving contrator who was supposed to stop by to give an estimate on the driveway.

So did you b! everybody out?

 

[pops]

you have no ideal how many **** lasagnas I have come home to, layer off poop, layer of tissue another layer of poop, another layer of tissue, Why? i ask did you not flush it before to took your dump? answer always the same, I was afraid it would clog the toilette. I quite asking some time ago, vent at the wife and get it going again.

this was compounded some times when the kids where younger, all the plunging in the world not get anything to pass around that action hero. I am very adept at pulling a toilet these days.

 

[xraycer]

So did you b! everybody out?

Nah, they all had an opportunity to witness the "clog", so that was punishment enough

 

[xraycer]

you have no ideal how many **** lasagnas I have come home to, layer off poop, layer of tissue another layer of poop, another layer of tissue, Why? i ask did you not flush it before to took your dump? answer always the same, I was afraid it would clog the toilette. I quite asking some time ago, vent at the wife and get it going again.

this was compounded some times when the kids where younger, all the plunging in the world not get anything to pass around that action hero. I am very adept at pulling a toilet these days.

You the Man!