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come to think of it, he is currently in an unscrew everything phase...twists open flashlight battery compartments & reloads them, disconnects vacc hoses, opens tiny bottles, etc.
when he transitions to the screw everything phase, that's when I quit volunteering to watch him.
 
petspoiler said:
some morning my husband is gonna walk to the coffee pot and not even see my corpse lying next to the kitchen table, clutching some fish-related electrical wet thing...leaf blower sounds raging around his feet, he will step over it, go shower, come home from work and mumble (while fixing himself a sandwich) that I work harder for those dam fish than I do for him.
:-o
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:ROFL:




**Frantically scribbles in a notepad, drawing diagrams of hoses and clamps**
 
I'm trying to remember back to the previous boy toddlers. Is it very common for a 2yr old to do those tasks? He was even going at one of his toy battery compartments with a phillips screwdriver.
I mean, he JUST turned 2.
 
petspoiler said:
come to think of it, he is currently in an unscrew everything phase...twists open flashlight battery compartments & reloads them, disconnects vacc hoses, opens tiny bottles, etc.
when he transitions to the screw everything phase, that's when I quit volunteering to watch him.
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Screw everything phase? Should you be happy or not? ;)


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Sooooo......


The other day, someone on AC was joking about getting THIS: http://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mi...TF8&qid=1365012343&sr=8-1&keywords=liquid+ass To stop her roommate from smoking pot in the apartment. I posted it to Mike's FB timeline, jokingly saying that it was going to be his Christmas present.






























































Guess who just got sprayed with liquid butthole......just after she gets out of the shower.......His bedroom STILL (almost 30 mins later) reeks of the stuff. Another shower later, my B&BW super-pungent body wash better have done its job.... :irked:
 
Lol, liquid butthole belongs on the banned list of words. 2 words that should've never been brought together
 
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