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you gotta be pretty retched to smear poo on the wall.
There is this one homeless guy who gets himself locked up every year around this time..right before it starts to get cold outside.He always pulls some infraction that will cause him to be locked in his cell so he rarely is allowed out but he is a major league poop smearer.This guy will take a dump and use the stuff to write long diatribes,rants and paragraphs on all four walls of his cell....and he's stuck in there to constantly inhale it all....pretty disgusting individual.
 
When I worked at Home Depot there was a guy we lovingly named Rainbow Jackson. He got coined as such because every Thursday, like clockwork, he would wonder into the HD bathrooms and proceed to draw a rainbow, in ****, on the 3rd bathroom stall and cap it all off with a smiley face. We made the same guy go in and clean it every time too...surprised he didn't start doing it as well.
 
and its a give in. not the nerds, its the jocks.

Had a buddy who played football in college, so of course he shared an apartment with a bunch of teammates. He would tell us all these stories, but the one that was the most memorable was the ongoing gag of one roommate soiling another roommate's bath towel with "love juice"
 
There is this one homeless guy who gets himself locked up every year around this time..right before it starts to get cold outside.He always pulls some infraction that will cause him to be locked in his cell so he rarely is allowed out but he is a major league poop smearer.This guy will take a dump and use the stuff to write long diatribes,rants and paragraphs on all four walls of his cell....and he's stuck in there to constantly inhale it all....pretty disgusting individual.

well, that guy sounds like he has mental issues

what i'm talking about is normal people doing that. the incident I mentioned at my old work place is women drama. some lady had issues with the janitor lady so she grabs a handful of her own poo and smears it on the wall to eff with the janitor lady. to have the mindset to go to that extreme over some drama is pretty insane to me. I can't imagine myself placing my hand down there ready to catch my own poo in my hand. wild animals do that stuff
 
Yep,insane....one has to have some mental issues going on if using and handling excrement for anything is even considered as an option.
 
This must be the only time that I have seen this guy without a smile on his face....
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you guys hear about the bully that punched a blind kid and a bystander knocks the bully out?

i'd post the video but there's a lot of cursing

who the hell punches a blind person?? if there ever was a possibility for me to catch my own warm poo straight out the shoot with my bare hands it would be to wipe it on the bully's face
 
It would have been great if the blind guy could have reacted perfectly and knocked the guy out....how could the bully ever live that down?
 
you guys hear about the bully that punched a blind kid and a bystander knocks the bully out?

i'd post the video but there's a lot of cursing

who the hell punches a blind person?? if there ever was a possibility for me to catch my own warm poo straight out the shoot with my bare hands it would be to wipe it on the bully's face

Yeah it was nice to see the bully, a known bully get clocked.
 
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