Official Off Topic Discussion Thread #1

[krichardson]

They said that he was no danger to society anymore... I don't know maybe it's because Jodie Foster doesn't look as good anymore?

Who?

 

[krichardson]

I don't. He's no threat to Reagan anymore.

Ain't that the truth.

 

[Kittiee Katt]

So, I wanted to share this because it made me "lol" but didn't want to make a thread, so I figured here's as good a place as any.

I'll provide a link below to the local news site if anyone wants to read the whole thing, but basically what happened is a base jumping instructor noticed that a begginer base jumper hadn't strapped himself in properly; the instructor started yelling at the man saying "stop stop stop!" before grabbing the man and pulling him to safety. He (the instructor) starts yelling curse words at the man and finishing with "f***ing hell you owe me a beer.”..

This guys language is worse than mine (but I suppose that happens when you think you're about to see someone jump to their death) but I just love his final words, " you owe me a beer".. Classic.

Link to full story for anyone interested in knowing how appalling our language is (everything is "clean" no actual swears, everything is *ed out)
http://www.themercury.com.au/news/w...h/news-story/2447411a97e200e165254c69328d319c

 

[SumoNinja]

So old Frankie castle got the ban hammer eh?

 

[Aaroncboo1]

He said he did it to impress Jodie Foster

 

[Deadliestviper7]

I was at a store and there were maybe twopounds of peanuts on floor, employee sees it and says: some one went nuts

 

[krichardson]

Good thing the employee didn't say that someone lost their nuts.

 

[Deadliestviper7]

Lol!

 

[Evz jardini]

What's happening people not been on very much lately my life's mad busy working 50 hrs week then goin working on my own house in the evening, obviously fitting the odd carp fishing session in

 

[krichardson]

Carp fishing?......to eat or catch and releade?