We have a fluffy white male rabbit with smokey tones in his fur, he's a beautiful rabbit, but totally vicious!
Trying to change his water, feed him, or clean him out is an ordeal, an ordeal which leaves muggins here with an array of scratches on my hands and forearms. Yes, you've guessed correctly, I've been reluctantly pushed forward as rabbit monitor!
But the scratches are only part of it. If I actually go to get him out for my son to play with he goes berserk, and that's when he'll attempt to bite too!
Here's the deal though, once he's out he'll play quite happily with my son. He'll sit on my wife's lap whilst she pets him, he'll even play with the dog quite happily.
We took him to the vets and they recommended he had "the operation", which would calm him down. So the blasted vet took our money, cut his balls off, yet here we are months later with the same psycho rabbit, with me anyway, no one else!
One rule in our house regarding the rabbit is never to leave it's cage door open, or have it out when the cat's around, because my Diego will absolutely nail the damn rabbit.
As I'm writing this the seeds of a cunning plan are germinating in my head!!