Pick Up Lines

[DeLgAdO]

when she comes up to you

"excuse me, you're standing on my d***"

lol ka-ching

my side!

 

[Bitsy]

Okay, this is the worst line I think I've ever had a guy give me, needless to say, he didn't get anywhere near my pants

"It's not my needle d*** that gets the job done, it's my sewing machine ***"

 

[benzjamin13]

Look at a women from head to toe and say, "Nice shoes...wanna F*ck?!"

 

[cockroach]

do you you sleep on your stomach?.........NO Can I?

I wasn't good at maths but looking at you i know if we add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply it equals FUN!

Do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk past again?

 

[cichlid savage]

My girlfriend just reminded me of this.
We met in a pub in Pioneer Square in Seattle when after several drinks I walked up to her and asked her if she would like to go somewhere and ****. She said O.K. and we went to the Four Seasons which ended up costing me about $1500 when they tallied up the tab the next morning. We've been together 5 years next month.
I just told her "when I finally get my $1500 worth.....we're done!"
I won't be getting any tonight

YOU SURE WON'T

 

[rayman45]

hey sweatheart.... ever see a crispt 50$ bill?

 

[benzjamin13]

If I said you had a nice body, will you hold it against me?

 

[big E]

"Straight up honey really I'm askin

Most of these ni**z think they be mackin but they be actin

Who they attractin with that line, "What's your name, what's
your sign"?

Soon as he buy that wine I just creep up from behind

And ask you what your interests are, "who you be with"?

Things to make you smile, what numbers to dial

You gon' be here for a while, I'm gon' go call my crew

You go call your crew

We can rendezvou at the bar around two"

 

[TankBuster]

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your BedRock.

 

[TankBuster]

Wow, milk DOES do a body good.
Your nipples look like they could cut glass.