Pick Up Lines

[big E]

" Wanna come back to my place and check out my fish tank ? " Hell if that worked.....

 

[dacox]

" Wanna come back to my place and check out my fish tank ? " Hell if that worked.....

HAHA... been there...

I like to follow up, though, with a...

"You can only see it from my bed..."

 

[evercl92]

"Straight up honey really I'm askin
Most of these ni**z think they be mackin but they be actin
Who they attractin with that line, "What's your name, what's
your sign"?
Soon as he buy that wine I just creep up from behind
And ask you what your interests are, "who you be with"?
Things to make you smile, what numbers to dial
You gon' be here for a while, I'm gon' go call my crew
You go call your crew
We can rendezvou at the bar around two"

Sounds familiar..... Notorious BIG perhaps?

 

[big E]

Sounds familiar..... Notorious BIG perhaps?

YEP,

 

[sumthin fishy]

Do you have any italian in you?

Would you like some?

 

[benzjamin13]

Is there something wrong with the lights?
*Pointing up and flexing your biceps*

 

[dovii88]

how about just sayin hey im insert name here, how r u tonite...always works

 

[me_wee_todded]

Hi im Trey, you remind me of my mom.

 

[robmcd]

" Check it out baby, Im a 6, and your like an 8, what do you say we get together and Ill owe you one"

 

[robmcd]

" Wanna come back to my place and check out my fish tank ? " Hell if that worked.....

Im a bartender and trust me, it works!