Pick Up Lines

[skinless]

when she comes up to you

"excuse me, you're standing on my d***"

lol ka-ching

 

[plah831]

I walked up to her and asked her if she would like to go somewhere and ****.

LMAO!!! I've used that one before. Didn't work as well as you'd think.

 

[ozz465]

Well ive been at parties b4 and had women come up to me and offer me a beer and ask if id like to go smoke some bud, needless to say she got lucky

 

[sxcsamman]

my love for you is like Diarrhea ,i just cant hold it in

but ive never used it but have always wanted to

 

[Aquamojo]

That's a beautiful dress. I am just wondering how it will look bunched up at the foot of my bed tomorrow morning.

And my all time favorite...

Can I buy you a drink, or would you prefer the cash?

 

[R1_Ridah]

If your left leg represented Thanksgiving and your right X-mas, can I visit you between the Holidays......

 

[BDawg364]

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your BedRock.

 

[CHOMPERS]

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by twice?" Never worked...none of them worked. Maybe I should do the numbers and just try "wanna F#@%".

 

[plah831]

Well ive been at parties b4 and had women come up to me and offer me a beer and ask if id like to go smoke some bud, needless to say she got lucky

Guilty *raises hand*

 

[amesbien]

"You know what hurt?"

"when i fell for you."