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See me
I'm still standing
I might be bleeding
But I'm still breathing
You might hate me
But you can't break me
I might be bleeding
But I'm still breathing
 
Before enlightenment; chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment; chop wood, carry water
zen proverb
 
#114

"Never leave a dog or cat or any pet alone with your small children no matter how trained or friendly they are"

(espec. those small yap lap wanna be big dogs or ferrets or what have you) cuz you'll never know what they will do - many cases of reported attacks, maulings, bitings, scratching & even deaths. So please be careful with young children around!
 
A man comes into the ER and yells . . .
"My wife's going to have her baby in the cab.'
I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted
the lady's dress and began to take off her
underwear.

Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs
. . . and I was in the wrong one.

Quoted from Dr. Mark MacDonald,
San Francisco
 
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