"Quotes"

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If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
 
"When i do good, i feel good. When i do bad, i feel bad. That is my religion."

-Abraham Lincoln

"Boys, you have two heads-one up there and one down there. The minute you let that one below start being your conscience, goddammit you will **** anything and you will be a loser for the rest of your life. I had this one player in the '60's, and he was so low, he would **** a snake. You can't be like that and be successful in football or life. Think with the head you have up top; not the one you have below."

-Woody Hayes


These two quotes basically dictate the way i try to live my life.
 
"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."

Mark Twain
 
I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo, and I’m thinking, okay, here’s a gal who’s capable of making a decision she’ll regret in the future.;)
 
" He who knows others is clever; he who knows himself is enlightened"
 
"If it looks like a rat, smells like a rat and acts like a rat, it is a rat."
Lesson learned from teenage years when everybody was a bunch of klepto, druggie, wrist hacking retards. Sure, we had all suffered similar tragedies. Sure, we called each other 'friend'. But we were all just lost. Somehow, I got away from it all and haven't died like so many of them have already. These are not the people to let into your house. At any age.
 
Overheard: Last night I went to a 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours." He goes: "Not in a row!"
 
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