"Quotes"

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"Girls with her skirt up runs faster than a man with his pants down"
"Ya can't eat corn on the cob with yo' dentures in the cup"
"What are ya lookin for? Christmas?!"
-- All compliments of my former track and cross country coach. I will cherish these till the day i die.
 
"In seeking wisdom thou art wise; in imagining that thou hast attained it - thou art a fool."
 
I forget who said this but it's always been one of my favorites:

"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us."
 
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