Reasons why Piranha 3D was awesome or terrible

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I thought it would be a good idea to watch this movie because I have a long history of watching terrible B movies throughout all of my childhood. This movie is terrible, you see a guy get "degenitalized".

This movie has had some terrible deaths that are extremely unrealistic, but then again prehistoric piranhas are as well.
When the guy gets his legs eaten off as well as his man parts. That was my favorite scene in this horrible film. Everyone let me know what you hated/liked about this film
 
makoshoemaker;4905365; said:
I thought it would be a good idea to watch this movie because I have a long history of watching terrible B movies throughout all of my childhood. This movie is terrible, you see a guy get "degenitalized".

This movie has had some terrible deaths that are extremely unrealistic, but then again prehistoric piranhas are as well.
When the guy gets his legs eaten off as well as his man parts. That was my favorite scene in this horrible film. Everyone let me know what you hated/liked about this film
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really youre thought made me not want to watch it but the title made me even more sick not to mention the trailors i feel sorry for the person who likes this film:(
 
Bleh. You bothered to watch that terrible movie? lol I regret paying for the record of it. Wish I bought something else more worthwhile.
 
makoshoemaker;4905621; said:
Well im sure there are a handful of people who saw the newest resident evil. And that was so bad I walked out 5 minutes in
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I don't mind the last RE film. I am sure it was a lot better in 3D I saw it on my normal tv on dvd. But I think it progressed the story enough and left it open for another film. Also, RE shouldn't even be mentioned in a thread about a crappy movie like Piranha 3D...
 
I liked it because it was so dumb. When Ving Rhames walked into the water for no reason with the boat motor/propeller I was laughing hysterically because of how stupid it was and accomplished nothing. Also Para-sailing scene was pretty funny.

I'm a fan of Boobs, blood/gore, boobs, fish, boobs, bad acting (if seemingly done on purpose like this and snakes on a plane), boobs, stupid storyline trying to seem serious (ditto), oh and boobs.

I give it a thumbs up

Edit: RE 1 was good, all the ones after kinda sucked.
 
I have not seen this but I have liked some movies that are considered bad like Battlefield Earth which I've seen 2 times.
 
The reason i disliked Resident Evil was the plot was completely off. They brought in characters from different games, and in different places. The plagas started in spain, somehow this film took place in the US correct? how did they all get there. The back story sucked. And its hard to play the game which has a awesome storyline and watch it get butchered with a film like the one that was put out. The screenwriter really found a way to ruin the movie by making Alice split into 30 duplicates. This just deeply upset me. The storyline in piranha 3D was terrible but they werent trying to make a great film. Which is why they loaded it with boobs to make it bearable.
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I liked it because it was so dumb. When Ving Rhames walked into the water for no reason with the boat motor/propeller I was laughing hysterically because of how stupid it was and accomplished nothing. Also Para-sailing scene was pretty funny.

I'm a fan of Boobs, blood/gore, boobs, fish, boobs, bad acting (if seemingly done on purpose like this and snakes on a plane), boobs, stupid storyline trying to seem serious (ditto), oh and boobs.

I give it a thumbs up

Edit: RE 1 was good, all the ones after kinda sucked.
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The parasailing part was hysterical, and the stuff that happened in that film was just absurd. Which is why it was a good film, they werent trying to make it serious. Just like Machete, that movie has some pretty funny deaths that were unreal, but I thought it was going to be a ridiculous movie so I went in ready for it. And btw i loved Machete
 
Did you not see the third film? Umbrella cloned Alice to try and create a super weapon. I understand that the movies are not like the game. And being into the game since RE first came out on the PS 1 I understand how you feel. But I can make the distinction between the movie and games and don't get hung up on how different they are. Alice isn't even in the games which just adds to how much different the movie's story lines are to the game's.
 
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