SASQUATCH COULD BE REAL??

[MN_Rebel]

Things decompose faster in colder climates? Better check your science books again. And their preferences are known, how? Everything that has ever been said about them has been proven wrong, especially when the closest evidence known is a costume shoved in a cooler

I have a theory of an unknown species of my own: The five-eyed, pidgeon-toed, flying gorilla sloth. It prefers muddy water (it is actually a swimming animal, contrary to popular belief), and feeds on ammonia from human urine. Therefore, it does best in the midwest (everybody pees in the water). Noone has ever seen one though, except for me. I was just about to catch it, when I was abducted by aliens. I was pissed!

You caught me on pee into the lake!

 

[pdbrady]

You caught me on pee into the lake!

 

[artemis1]

Things decompose faster in colder climates? Better check your science books again. And their preferences are known, how? Everything that has ever been said about them has been proven wrong, especially when the closest evidence known is a costume shoved in a cooler

whoa whoa whoa... where'd you get that crap? there is enough evidence out there to pretty much guarantee sasquatch exist. there are thousands and thousands of sightings of them. most people normally don't even report them, after all, say you saw a bigfoot? who'd beleive ya? not many (unfortunately)

footprints have been casted showing dermal ridges typical to apes not humans. not to mention the patterson-gimlin film, which has been authenticated by many scientists worldwide.

okay, so let's look at hoaxes. say somebody make fake "bigfoot footprints." so, he made some fake feet, and walked many miles keeping the heel to do (between each footprint) over 40 inches each time in the middle of nowhere. he'd have to been some athlete to do that.

there's more than substantial evidence.

but i don't care, believe whatever you want. just don't blame me when a sasquatch steals your instant oatmeal while your on a hiking trip in the rockies!

 

[sick_lid]

haha you guys getting so serious about this crack me up! i hope the thing IS real and comes and slaps you!

sasquatch is the passed out guy that got the 'gorilla mask' at the afterparty last weekend.

 

[BTB0923]

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[Pyramid_Party]

whoa whoa whoa... where'd you get that crap? there is enough evidence out there to pretty much guarantee sasquatch exist. there are thousands and thousands of sightings of them.

I cant believe thousands see it yet no one has a genuine picture or video.

 

[BTB0923]

I cant believe thousands see it yet no one has a genuine picture or video.

Here's one...

 

[sevendreamz]

Here's one...

THIS IS DEF...SASQUATCH....IMA BELIEVER......

 

[krzr3000]

I cant believe thousands see it yet no one has a genuine picture or video.

Seriously...i bet most of those sitings were really of a bear from like 100 yards away.

We find new species all the time, but its usually primates on remote islands or barely visible amphibians in the rainforest. If there is a mammalian like 'sasquatch' i bet he lives in an urban setting and is the result of some pollution in the drinking water.

 

[Knowdafish]

Sasquatch?