So, Tiger Woods admits to the affair...

[chefjamesscott]

I wouldnt doubt he was cheating but his wife is SMOKING hot, especially compared to that party broad in NYC. Man, some guys dont know how good they have it.

so true

That picture is gonna have me laughing for the next few days it is so funny!!!

I like to say

THE GRASS ONLY LOOKS GREENER ON THAT SIDE OF THE FENCE BECAUSE OF ALL THE COW PUCKY, BEST NOT GET YOURSELF DIRTY

married 13 1/2 to my lovely wife and I can think of 9 reasons why faithfulness is the only way, Rachelle, Josepha, Christianna, Hebron, Mahalia, Caleb, Shamus, Gadiella and dependant on boy or girl in 2 weeks jedda or jethro

 

[chefjamesscott]

i don't see what the big deal is! so he got busted cheating. first, he's a man with power. any woman with a man with some sort of power or fame, should be prepared for the fact that he will be tempted. ultimatley, i think every man will eventually fail. a person like tiger, im sure, has endless possiblities with all different types of women. no matter how noble or chivalrous he is, he will eventually run into the one that breaks him down.

i think he and his public relations hurt him and made him look worse by trying to stay tight lipped. it just fuels the fire of speculation. since he is an athlete that is known worldwide, there is alot of attention directed at him.
if i were in his shoes, i'd just man up. Say, yeah, I f'ed up. Sorry, I'm human.
More people would respect that fact and yeah, he'd still take some flack. eventually it would be forgiven and forgotton, especially if he plays great golf and does some good pr stuff.
look at bill clinton, after he finally admitted what he did, people loved him more.
thats just my .02
sorry, i know this was supposed to be a funny thread but yeah...

think again
Some people place a high value on their word and what was said between each other on the day they were wed.

Some people would prefer to be a standard bearer than a statistic wearer


As a restaurant owner/caterer I have had more than my fair share of offers shall we say since I got married. Here is a story of one of them.

I take part in my share of food competitions have won a few of them. Well here I was at one which was a 4 day in the park affair with big stage and killer beer garden tonnes of people all day long from 12 noon to 10 pm.

On saturday, the last day of the event I get approached by 3 cougars who want more than food to eat and they were not ashamed to make it known. All the while I am thinking, dang ladies just bugger off I am here to serve food not be food. I bit my lip and was as polite as I could be, though I really wanted to tell them this. There is only one thing I do with cougars SHOOT THEM!!!!!.

So they sit at the picnic table right across from my booth and are giving me the looks. And suddenly here comes my wife, with my kids(we had 4 at this time).

So I point out the ladies to my wife and tell her what just went down, and she did the funniest thing I have ever seen. She turned and gave them a little smile and then planted one on me, it was so damn funny to watch the look on their faces.

The way I figure it the ring on my finger is matched only by one woman, and I meant this to be for life. So I will do everything in my power to make sure that I am a one woman man. Why would I want a pooopy sandwich when I have prime rib?

 

[chefjamesscott]

I had to add one tidbit

My wife told me she saw the whole thing from the start of it, and I did not even know she was at the park, they came to surprise me with a visit!!!!!

 

[Liam]

Golfers need HGH for the same reasn baseball players do. Add power to their hitting and/or speed up recovery from injuries

....back on topic..........

Tiger dies in another car accident and goes to hell for his transgressions, where the devil is waiting. "I don't know what to do. You're on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay, so here's the deal. I've got some folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go and let you take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Tiger thought that sounded good, so the devil opened the door to the first room.

In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving and surfacing, empty handed. Over and over he dived and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell. "No," Tiger said. "I don't think so. I never was a good swimmer--just a good golfer." The devil nodded and led him to the next room.

In it was George Bush with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer endlessly. He paused to ask Satan if his "mission was accomplished", and the devil told him he wasn't even close. "No, this is no good, said Tiger. I've got a problem with my shoulder from too many golf swings. I would be in constant agony."

The devil opened a third door. Through it, Tiger saw Bill Clinton, lying on the bed with his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica, doing what she does best. Tiger grinned from ear to ear and said, "Yeah, Mr. Devil, I can handle this."

The devil returned his smile before saying, "OK, Monica, you're free to go."

hilarious