fraid not. somethin about them wild cats....its in their jeans man. it'll all be good for about 2,3, maybe 5 years, then one day it'll turn EVIL

and mutilate everything in the house, starting with the back of the couch, then it'll move onto the leather reclining chair.
they sell potato sacks for like $1, zip ties arent hard to come bye and idk how far the river is from you, add a few rocks to the sack so it sinks quicker.
naww, im kidding. cats are alright. just treat it like a puppy, give it treats, let it know you love it and it'll love you back.