Stupid Neighbors

[piranha45]

where do u get mercury from?

 

[guppy]

hokay u know the really creamy catfood **** they advertise for those cat loving mofos to buy thier cat named fluffy for after its maniquere well yeah pick up a can of that and mix in some lead or if u cant find lead maby murcury ( some thermometers still have it ) a bit of rat poison will do it but dont put too much rat poison in because that will make them vomit and they will survive if they vomit .......experiment a lil bit see what comes out of it

First off, get caught, go to jail. 2nd, mercury takes a long time and isn't very appetising. 3rd, most current rat poisons are warifin based which kills through internal bleeding and doesn't cause vomiting, unlike the old arsenic base types. Puffer skins, intestines, and ovaries kill quickly and the hard part is keeping cats from eating them. this is true of most types of puffers and some boxfish. Old style antifreeze is very effective. Poisons can be fun.

 

[piranha45]

evil genius at work

 

[guppy]

Hmmmm, I may be wrong but I seem to sense a little hostility in this thread. GTS has made a start on dealing with the problem. I hope it can be dealt with in a legal and preferably nonlethal fashion. As an aside, I do not advocate any amatuer expierementation in applied toxicology.

 

[aztecfred]

I like Dogs...I also like Cats...and have kept both(Bobcats cross 25 lbs of meaness and antisocial behaviour. try and treat HIM like a tabby...lol..Eat you alive......


Frankly...I would NOT try to kill your neighbors cays useing a dog


But if your neighbor were to experience a sudden plaque of ADULT BLACK RATS in and around her yard and home...big ones(Gullivers) that the cats couldnt even handle...well..i would feel sorry for her.


You also need to put a electric fence around your pond..with catnip treats INSIDE the fence. Maybe small mice in cages also.

PitBull?? They are GREAT dogs(Own one 14 yrs of age) but they would make more problems for you cause where you live

Aztec Fred

 

[The TRUST]

Sigh. Go with the gator.....

 

[twinturbo]

if some1 hasn't mentioned it, put piranhas in the pond ;-)

 

[Isis_Nebthet]

you should try a daschund. nothing like sicking a small dog thats bread for badger hunting on a cat. you wouldent think it but those little weeners are mean.

I agree daschunds are lil meanies. I was babysitting one and she growled at Loyal (who at the time was a mere 75 lbs) for going near her food. She was hanging off the side of his face one day (I doubt he really felt it because he didn't yelp) he just looked at her like "What's your problem?".

 

[Josh]

I had an awful downstairs neighbor like that. She'd call the cops while I was asleep in bed just to get me woken up.

I pissed on their porch from the upstairs every night though (usually in their bbq)

 

[Kieranuk]

If you cant be bothered to watch for the cats ect and just want to get them away get one of the water deterents for herrons. I saw one for sale on ebay not so long ago. You connect it to your hose pipe and when it sees a cat or other animal it aims towards it and fires. It would be fun to watch and you cant get put in jail or fined for using water. Also if you fill the pond and put just cheap feeders in then put a 'mild' electrical current through the water the cats will soon know not to go near.