teacher quotes

[Onion01]

now ask yourself, do you want gr8 teaching your kids? lol

 

[ceeej31]

one of my cousins teachers would say something like:
"shut up, or i'll cut out your liver with a machete." that scared me a bit

 

[Onion01]

one of my cousins teachers would say something like:
"shut up, or i'll cut out your liver with a machete." that scared me a bit

I think she can get prison for that!

 

[---XR---]

you mean "when I want your opinion i'll ask for it"?

Nope..

 

[ceeej31]

naw she was a nun so it was okay

 

[BIGgourami]

oh, oh, oh, to toch and feel a girl's vag... so hot.

my human phys teacher on the cranial nerves

 

[Gr8KarmaSF]

LOL - Ive been doing April Fool jokes on my students all day...

Earlier I told them it was a minimum day. (NOT!)

Later I might tell them that Santa Clause called and he is cancelling Christmas!

 

[darthbravo]

I had this teacher who was a Vietnam vet. On day one he always said "If you think you can whisper in my class, know this, I can hear a flea fart in the middle of the jungle and find it." Honestly one of the best teachers i ever had.

 

[Onion01]

LOL - Ive been doing April Fool jokes on my students all day...

Earlier I told them it was a minimum day. (NOT!)

Later I might tell them that Santa Clause called and he is cancelling Christmas!

isn't it spring break?

 

[Gr8KarmaSF]

isn't it spring break?

nope, that was last week.

thou only two more months then SUMMERS HERE!!!!