teacher quotes

[Death Pony]

I had this teacher who was a Vietnam vet. On day one he always said "If you think you can whisper in my class, know this, I can hear a flea fart in the middle of the jungle and find it." Honestly one of the best teachers i ever had.

That's funny!!!!!!

We were discussing characters in my English class last year and we got to why older people like Dory in Finding Nemo so much. My response was "short term memory loss!" My teacher replies with, "Haha, you're a punk!" It was hilarious!!!

My geography teacher for my freshman year of high school also convinced my whole class that he had a brother and sister in Africa.

 

[cichlaguapote]

"Sometimes I go into the bathroom, find cigarettes stashed by students, I pee on them and then put them back.."


Not really a qoute.. but funny teacher stuff..

 

[haloman02]

many

" It takes a **** face to know a **** face "

I had a teacher ( got fired or switched from position ) who made corny jokes that made everyone mad.

EXample : can i go to the bathroom? " there are no bathrooms in the school because you cant take a bath in one so no! "

EXample : Your coney " He would take his shoes off and socks and say i dont have corn rolls "

Example : he had a stick with batteries tied to it. " some one asked him to see the stick he said he can't because he will be charged for battery "

i loathed him.