instead of just mayo, mix the mayo with some flour so that the mayo does not turn clear. And don't use too much flour. It should resemble a certain sticky liquid.
and then put it on the inside of his car handles. Put it into a squirt bottle and spooge the windshield and then leave pages from a dirty magazine stuck to the goo.
and then put it on the inside of his car handles. Put it into a squirt bottle and spooge the windshield and then leave pages from a dirty magazine stuck to the goo.