That's What She Said
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Ok i got a good joke...
A irish man walks into a pub
He orders 3 beers
Every Week He Would Come In And Order 3 Beers
The Barman finally asked why he did this
The Irish man siad i drink 3 beers one for me and 2 for my brothers in Ireland
Next Week the irsh man comes in and orders 2 drinks
The barman asks o sorry waht happen did one of your brothers die
The irish man repleys no i quit drinking
A irish man walks into a pub
He orders 3 beers
Every Week He Would Come In And Order 3 Beers
The Barman finally asked why he did this
The Irish man siad i drink 3 beers one for me and 2 for my brothers in Ireland
Next Week the irsh man comes in and orders 2 drinks
The barman asks o sorry waht happen did one of your brothers die
The irish man repleys no i quit drinking
Don't get me started. You and I could have a yarn about those jokes untill the cows come home.japes;1719921; said:All of my jokes are horribly racist
Yesterday in chemistry lab, I did one of these jokes with my instructor. She is from Singapore and her native tongue is chinese so she has a very very strong accent. Sometimes her word choice is a little outdated, or just plain wrong. We all love her though, in fact she is my friend on facebook 
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But anyway we were doing paper chromatography and instead of dotting the line with a capillary tube we were just using eye droppers and the dots were huge. I was like, "No its fine Liu Qi, you don't have to check on us we are doing it right." So she runs over and she just says, "Oh my GOD, Its SO BIG!"
And I was just like, "...That's what she said."
It was pretty funny. Then I had a discussion with her about why they didn't try to solve world hunger in Pokemon by shipping pokeballs filled with food to poor countries. I told her that a charizard probably bears quite a lot of meat, and it would be lean meat, unlike that of a Snorlax. And a charizard could cook itself. She started to doubt my intelligence after that conversation, she told me so herself.
.But anyway we were doing paper chromatography and instead of dotting the line with a capillary tube we were just using eye droppers and the dots were huge. I was like, "No its fine Liu Qi, you don't have to check on us we are doing it right." So she runs over and she just says, "Oh my GOD, Its SO BIG!"
And I was just like, "...That's what she said."
It was pretty funny. Then I had a discussion with her about why they didn't try to solve world hunger in Pokemon by shipping pokeballs filled with food to poor countries. I told her that a charizard probably bears quite a lot of meat, and it would be lean meat, unlike that of a Snorlax. And a charizard could cook itself. She started to doubt my intelligence after that conversation, she told me so herself.
