Things the Burglers won't tell you

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THINGS YOUR BURGLAR WON'T TELL YOU.Read all the way to the end. You just might learn something that will save your home from being burglarized.
I am particularly interested in the part about the wasp spray...




1. Of course I look familiar. I was here just last week cleaning your carpets, painting your shutters, or delivering your new refrigerator.

2. Hey, thanks for letting me use the bathroom when I was working in your yard last week. While I was in there, I unlatched the back window to make my return a little easier.

3. Love those flowers. That tells me you have taste... and taste means there are nice things inside. Those yard toys your kids leave out always make me wonder what type of gaming system they have.

4. Yes, I really do look for newspapers piled up on the driveway. And I might leave a pizza flyer in your front door to see how long it takes you to remove it..

5. If it snows while you're out of town, get a neighbor to create car and foot tracks into the house.. Virgin drifts in the driveway are a dead giveaway.

6. If decorative glass is part of your front entrance, don't let your alarm company install the control pad where I can see if it's set. That makes it too easy.

7. A good security company alarms the window over the sink. And the windows on the second floor, which often access the master bedroom - and your jewelry. It's not a bad idea to put motion detectors up there too.

8. It's raining, you're fumbling with your umbrella, and you forget to lock your door - understandable. But understand this: I don't take a day off because of bad weather.

9. I always knock first. If you answer, I'll ask for directions somewhere or offer to clean your gutters. (Don't take me up on it.)




10. Do you really think I won't look in your sock drawer? I always check dresser drawers, the bedside table, and the medicine cabinet.

11. Here's a helpful hint: I almost never go into kids' rooms.

12. You're right: I won't have enough time to break into that safe where you keep your valuables. But if it's not bolted down, I'll take it with me.

13. A loud TV or radio can be a better deterrent than the best alarm system. If you're reluctant to leave your TV on while you're out of town, you can buy a $35 device that works on a timer and simulates the flickering glow of a real television.





14. Sometimes, I carry a clipboard. Sometimes, I dress like a lawn guy and carry a rake. I do my best to never, ever look like a crook.

15. The two things I hate most: loud dogs and nosy neighbors.

16. I'll break a window to get in, even if it makes a little noise. If your neighbor hears one loud sound, he'll stop what he's doing and wait to hear it again. If he doesn't hear it again, he'll just go back to what he was doing. It's human nature.

17. I'm not complaining, but why would you pay all that money for a fancy alarm system and leave your house without setting it?

18. I love looking in your windows. I'm looking for signs that you're home, and for flat screen TVs or gaming systems I'd like. I'll drive or walk through your neighborhood at night, before you close the blinds, just to pick my targets.

19. Avoid announcing your vacation on your Facebook page. It's easier than you think to look up your address. Parents: caution your kids about this. You see this every day.




20. To you, leaving that window open just a crack during the day is a way to let in a little fresh air. To me, it's an invitation.

21. If you don't answer when I knock, I try the door. Occasionally, I hit the jackpot and walk right in.




Sources: Convicted burglars in North Carolina , Oregon , California , and Kentucky ; security consultant Chris McGoey, who runs http://www.crimedoctor.com/ and Richard T. Wright, a criminology professor at the University of Missouri-St Louis, who interviewed 105 burglars for his book Burglars on the Job.
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Here's another good idea to protect you and your home:




If you don't have a gun, here's a more humane way to wreck someone's evil plans for you.




WASP SPRAY
A friend who is a receptionist in a church in a high risk area was concerned about someone coming into the office on Monday to rob them when they were counting the collection. She asked the local police department about using pepper spray and they recommended to her that she get a can of wasp spray instead.

The wasp spray, they told her, can shoot up to twenty feet away and is a lot more accurate, while with the pepper spray, they have to get too close to you and could overpower you. The wasp spray temporarily blinds an attacker until they get to the hospital for an antidote. She keeps a can on her desk in the office and it doesn't attract attention from people like a can of pepper spray would. She also keeps one nearby at home for home protection... Thought this was interesting and might be of use.

FROM ANOTHER SOURCE:
Put your car keys beside your bed at night.
Tell your spouse, your children, your neighbors, your parents, your Dr.'s office, the check-out girl at the market, everyone you run across. Put your car keys beside your bed at night.

If you hear a noise outside your home or someone trying to get in your house, just press the panic button for your car. The alarm will be set off, and the horn will continue to sound until either you turn it off or the car battery dies. This tip came from a neighborhood watch coordinator. Next time you come home for the night and you start to put your keys away, think of this: It's a security alarm system that you probably already have and requires no installation. Test it. It will go off from most everywhere inside your house and will keep honking until your battery runs down or until you reset it with the button on the key fob chain. It works if you park in your driveway or garage. If your car alarm goes off when someone is trying to break into your house, odds are the burglar/rapist won't stick around. After a few seconds all the neighbors will be looking out their windows to see who is out there and sure enough the criminal won't want that. And remember to carry your keys while walking to your car in a parking lot. The alarm can work the same way there. This is something that should really be shared with everyone. Maybe it could save a life or a sexual abuse crime.
 
Wow. Im so bad about realizing dangers.

What about putting the house alarm sign without actually having it? Thats a good tip. :P


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Great stuff... When i was still living in Australia someone tried to rob my place twice, first time he had broke the window and the alarm went off at 8am and woke me up so he ran...

2nd time he wanted to try the same window (which i just replaced) but at night around 11pm, when i heard someone jump the gate to my front door i ran up stairs pulled out my baseball bat and steel toe boots... But i think he noticed what was waiting for him and left... Another week later he was arrested for stealing from a person on the street...


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I would tell you guys though seriously the burglars are sometimes the most obvious, not the guy coming at 2am and not the guy dressed in black.

My mom once had these two guys knock on her door saying they were salesmen selling some cleaning products. They had nothing but a bottle with no lable and two rags but well dressed. Needless to say my mom (who doesnt believe in anyone) called police and they were arreste and turns out they had done this many times to do surveillance once invited in.

Someone once told me "el diablo se viste de caballero" which translated means the devil dresses like a gentle man. Dont be naive and dont trust whos knocking on your door trying to sell you something.

Also women dont ever announce your home alone in any way. (Although for the burglars sake i must say he better come armed in my case i show no mercy)

And if you live with a roomate remember you dont have to out run the burglar you just have to out run your roomate.

Sorry wanted to add a little humor:P




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Don't leave the boxes or wrappers from major purchases like flat screen boxes on the curb. Don't let just anyone pet your dog especially people doing work at your home also teach your dog not to accept food/treats from anyone but yourself/authorized personnel lol.

"I'm not ignorant. I just find certain types of ignorance amusing"
 
Also another one i thought was a great idea.. if you leave your car keys by your bed at night and hear someone prowling around.. beep the horn with the key remote........ they will run when they hear it... the other way.. and also will alert others to help you..
 
someone is in for a surprise. I never answer the door, and sometimes the dogs don't even bark, but all 3 of us are armed and ready.I also don't leave the house for days at a time- no tracks in the snow. I do pick up the papers and crap stuck into the door or tossed on the porch, every few months...
 
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