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what are you doing to attract stalkers? lol

maybe when you leave the house you need to wear sweatclothes on over whatever your normal outfit is, also not do your hair or makeup before you leave. Then when you arrive at your destination remove sweatclothes and do your hair and makeup.

Also, are you allowed to carry any form of personal defense? (knife, gun, taser, mace, pepper spray etc...) if so, carry at least one. Two might be better, like pepper spray and a good knife or something.
 
dysfunctionaljd;4205076; said:
what are you doing to attract stalkers? lol

maybe when you leave the house you need to wear sweatclothes on over whatever your normal outfit is, also not do your hair or makeup before you leave. Then when you arrive at your destination remove sweatclothes and do your hair and makeup.


Also, are you allowed to carry any form of personal defense? (knife, gun, taser, mace, pepper spray etc...) if so, carry at least one. Two might be better, like pepper spray and a good knife or something.

no you cant have a weapon here you might hurt the person mugging or raping you god i love uk law
 
so yeah in this country if you report him he would get a warning at best until he hurt you.
 
frasertheking;4205087; said:
no you cant have a weapon here you might hurt the person mugging or raping you god i love uk law

IDK nothing about UK laws and whatnot. But you seriously can't own like pepper spray or a knife for defense. Do they have courts there? lol So if some dude tried to attack me and my GF and I took out a knife and stabbed him and he happened to die I could go to jail.
 
packer43064;4205109; said:
IDK nothing about UK laws and whatnot. But you seriously can't own like pepper spray or a knife for defense. Do they have courts there? lol So if some dude tried to attack me and my GF and I took out a knife and stabbed him and he happened to die I could go to jail.
nah you would most likly go to jail unless you stab him once making sure you miss all organs :ROFL:
 
packer43064;4205109; said:
IDK nothing about UK laws and whatnot. But you seriously can't own like pepper spray or a knife for defense. Do they have courts there? lol So if some dude tried to attack me and my GF and I took out a knife and stabbed him and he happened to die I could go to jail.

no they cant. any handgun above .22 is also banned. if u kill someone for attacking u, u will go to jail(i believe)
 
frasertheking;4205128; said:
nah you would most likly go to jail unless you stab him once making sure you miss all organs :ROFL:

Lepisosteus platyrhincus;4205131; said:
no they cant. any handgun above .22 is also banned. if u kill someone for attacking u, u will go to jail(i believe)

WHAT THE HELL! So essentially the jails are filled with people who are just defending themselves while the real criminals are out and about doing more crime. Sounds like I'm never going there. :D
 
R1_Ridah;4205124; said:
As the saying goes ,"looks can kill"..... Neer is a walking weapon..... ;)

I guarantee if the guy was good looking this would not be an issue.... poor ugly men out there :(
ha reminds me of a joke i heard on tv

a woman has two situations
the good looking guy in the office picks her up in his sports car, wisks her away to france stuffs her with expensive sweets and champain and he makes love to her all week

the fat guy in the office picks her up in his transit van takes her back to his house, pumps her full of drugs and gets it on with her for a week

now the only basic difference here is budget :ROFL:
 
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