tips to quit smoking?

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my boy friends dad smoked for 30 years and he went and got hypnotized and hasn't smoked since that day, but i guess you really have to want to quit for this to work.
 
I have always loved myself with the mentality of wanting to be strong, work out, look good, eat healthy etc...that I never desired such thing as smoking. And I find it silly to know how some people find smoking to look cool or attractive, who wants a person's mouth smelling like an ashtray?

It all has to do with the illusion, the fake image that one creates and is being passed around. If eating **** is made to look good, I guess some would do it anyway...

Be the one who sees the real picture, but do not imagine or being taken over by the fake idea that has been planted into the mind.

Alright now I feel like saying something silly......the next time you feel the urge to smoke, pull down your shorts / pants along with your briefs / boxers...bend over and smoke your dick..:ROFL:

Just kidding, the next time you feel the urge to smoke...take off your pants / shorts along with your briefs / boxers, straddle down and stick a cig up your ass and light it up...:ROFL:

Ok and I am done, good luck man...love yourself more than you love the cig, do not give in to temptation...set yourself free..
 
a friend helped his wife quit, he told her for every cigarette she smoked she would have to give him a blow job.

i never found out is she smoked any cigarettes after that day though.

brakken
 
brakken;730423; said:
a friend helped his wife quit, he told her for every cigarette she smoked she would have to give him a blow job.

i never found out is she smoked any cigarettes after that day though.

brakken
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That shows how badly his dick tastes that she rather smoke a cig and make her mouth smell like an ashtray than to suck a dick and smell like...hmm only she knows the answer to that.:ROFL:

Hmm, wonder what has he been smoking...I would rather eat my girlfriend all day and night long than to have all the money in the world! :D
 
Good luck, everytime I try to quit, something awful happens, and I pick it up again. First time I tried, my uncle killed my grandmother. Second time, I got arrested for speeding. Third time, my dad died. My advice is to attempt it when you have very little stress in your life.
 
Josh;730483; said:
Good luck, everytime I try to quit, something awful happens, and I pick it up again. First time I tried, my uncle killed my grandmother. Second time, I got arrested for speeding. Third time, my dad died. My advice is to attempt it when you have very little stress in your life.
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Wow I'm so sorry to hear that....and...your uncle killed your grandmother?:irked:
 
Josh;730488; said:
Long story.......

But, stress isn't a recipe for success.
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I understand......the line ,"my uncle killed my grandma," sounds unbelievable though..I'm sorry to hear that. Poor grandma...I know some grandma can be so evil with their tongue though...my grandma was one, but despite her negativity, my parents showered Love until the day she passed away. Not assuming what your story is...just talking.

Good luck to you, Josh!

edit: Some guy named Silence in P-Fury once made a comic of you ( your picture holding a gun ) with The Predator titled Josh vs Predator in the Lounge area. Not sure if you ever noticed..
 
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