crisper;2453352; said:
You might be a monster fish keeper if you move into a place just because the electricity and water are included in the rent.
TOP 10 REASONS TO KEEP MONSTER SIZED FISH !
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You might be a monster fish keeper if you move into a place just because the electricity and water are included in the rent.
you know you're an mfker if
you'd rather spend a saturday night aquascaping than going out
your gf gets mad cus you spend more money and time on her than your fish
you can't afford to heat your home because your electric and water bills are too high
you have to have a new circut breaker installed cus your house cant handle the electricity
you've said one more tank more than 6 times
you consider a 6in fish to be small
you'd rather spend a saturday night aquascaping than going out
your gf gets mad cus you spend more money and time on her than your fish
you can't afford to heat your home because your electric and water bills are too high
you have to have a new circut breaker installed cus your house cant handle the electricity
you've said one more tank more than 6 times
you consider a 6in fish to be small
abortedsoul;2445511; said:If you spent more money on your sweet new tank then you did on your car, you might be a monster fish keeper.
im not old enough to own a car.
but i'd much rather have fish than a car.
in fact,i dont even plan to own a car in the future.
If you have ever called in sick or missed a day of work because your fish were sick, you might be a monster fish keeper.
not work,but school.
i skipped a science contest thing to get home to my fish cause the tank started leaking.
If you've ever argued with a landlord, spouse or parent about a total maximum allowable gallon limit, you might be a monster fish keeper.
most definitely yes.
If you've ever found yourself correcting a LFS employee when they were helping another customer, you might be a monster fish keeper.
yes.
If you have ever fed small rodents to your fish, you might be a monster fish keeper.
no way.
i wouldnt do that.
If you have custom plumbing leading to and from your living room, you might be a monster fish keeper.
nope.
and finally...
If you have ever had to warn your friends or family that sticking their hands in your tank may be hazardous to their health, you might be a monster fish keeper.
yes,i have.
in red.
cichlid savage;2454192; said:
If you've ever spent a day doing chores that you didn't want to do or taken someone for a night out on the town in order to butter them up to the news that you are getting a new aquarium or fish, you might be a monster fish keeper.
bfhslilred93;2454164; said:
LOL! I've done every one except the circuit breaker one...
If you wake up early before work/school every morning to sneak in some "tank time," you might be a monster fish keeper.
you might be a monsterfishkeeper if you lie to your parents to get them to give you money for groceries just so you can go get a fish you want. 
channarox;2456282; said:you might be a monsterfishkeeper if you lie to your parents to get them to give you money for groceries just so you can go get a fish you want.
You might be a monster fish keeper if the fish you want costs way more than you could get for groceries!
abortedsoul;2445511; said:If you spent more money on your sweet new tank then you did on your car, you might be a monster fish keeper.
Yup
If you've ever argued with a landlord, spouse or parent about a total maximum allowable gallon limit, you might be a monster fish keeper.
If you've ever found yourself correcting a LFS employee when they were helping another customer, you might be a monster fish keeper.
All the time
and finally...
If you have ever had to warn your friends or family that sticking their hands in your tank may be hazardous to their health, you might be a monster fish keeper.
Does a turtle tank count? Lol....
Plecos_Ftw;2451536; said:You might be a a monster fish keeper if your total tanks in g's is more than your pool.
Dont have a pool, but I probley have something over 500gl of tanks.
You might be a monster fish keeper if you have used the excuse, "sorry guys cant go out tonight, gotta do some water changes"
You might be a monster fish keeper if you needed a flatbed to pick up your last tank purchase.
Have not been there yet... But you never know
You might be a monster fish keeper if your homepage is MFK
You might be a monster fish keeper if you have more pictures of your fish than family and friends.
My whole camera is fish
You might be a monster fish keeper if you ask people if they wanna come over and watch you feed your fish.
Lol... Done it!!
In Redbfhslilred93;2454164; said:you know you're an mfker if
you'd rather spend a saturday night aquascaping than going out
Of course
you have to have a new circut breaker installed cus your house cant handle the electricity
I can't plug in anymore... Lol... extension cords lol...
you've said one more tank more than 6 times
I've lost count... I think I have said that maybe 15 times since the first time.... LOL
you consider a 6in fish to be small
