TOP 10 REASONS TO KEEP MONSTER SIZED FISH !
- Thread starter redtailfool
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Im suprised no one said :
So if somebody shows you a fish prettier than yours your fish can eat it and be the prettiest again LOL.
So if somebody shows you a fish prettier than yours your fish can eat it and be the prettiest again LOL.
I fit in with #5.. LOL!
and neither to say #2...
I've had friends drop there jaws to the floor seeing my monster
and neither to say #2...
I've had friends drop there jaws to the floor seeing my monster
cichlidgirl;2186370; said:
mirror mirror on the wall...who id the fairest of them all!
haha good one, think thats quite true actually, my mate let me look after her pretty goldfish while she went on holiday, and came up with the idea that seeing as she was going on holiday why not put her goldies in my tropical tank (not the brightest of girls i must say)
me: erm no, gem, thats not a good idea
gem: oh but it will be nice, they can be all warm like im going to be
me: erm no, gem, thats not a good idea
gem:well tough, they are going in whether you like it or not
gem procedes to put fish in tank, my 2 8inch frontosas and 9inch bichir sucked them up instantly
me: i told u it wasnt a good idea!
gem goes home a little weepy and fishless.....not seen her since actually, maybe i should give her a call???
If you spent more money on your sweet new tank then you did on your car, you might be a monster fish keeper.
If you have ever called in sick or missed a day of work because your fish were sick, you might be a monster fish keeper.
If you've ever argued with a landlord, spouse or parent about a total maximum allowable gallon limit, you might be a monster fish keeper.
If you've ever found yourself correcting a LFS employee when they were helping another customer, you might be a monster fish keeper.
If you have ever fed small rodents to your fish, you might be a monster fish keeper.
If you have custom plumbing leading to and from your living room, you might be a monster fish keeper.
and finally...
If you have ever had to warn your friends or family that sticking their hands in your tank may be hazardous to their health, you might be a monster fish keeper.
If you have ever called in sick or missed a day of work because your fish were sick, you might be a monster fish keeper.
If you've ever argued with a landlord, spouse or parent about a total maximum allowable gallon limit, you might be a monster fish keeper.
If you've ever found yourself correcting a LFS employee when they were helping another customer, you might be a monster fish keeper.
If you have ever fed small rodents to your fish, you might be a monster fish keeper.
If you have custom plumbing leading to and from your living room, you might be a monster fish keeper.
and finally...
If you have ever had to warn your friends or family that sticking their hands in your tank may be hazardous to their health, you might be a monster fish keeper.
si, it's in the lounge
...if you don't have to light your home anymore because the fish tank lights take care of that.
...if you don't have to light your home anymore because the fish tank lights take care of that.
