U GOT JOKES?

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tankyou;784551; said:
I have read over this 3 times and still don't get it.:)
Where is the 3rd person? Cause I can and can not count.
Yeah I hate really dragged out jokes too.

:screwy: lol, if you dont get it you dont deserve to:ROFL: . but seriously, its hard to explain really.
 
Razman;787440; said:
:screwy: lol, if you dont get it you dont deserve to:ROFL: . but seriously, its hard to explain really.

:ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL::D :) :confused: :irked: ....Bubba don't like make fun of. lol


How can you tell when a blonde used your computer?




White-out on the screen


Anyone think momma jokes are funny:naughty: ?
 
T-Jay413;787723; said:
What did the duck say to the prostitute?
Put it on my bill
:ROFL:

What to you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinocerous?

:confused: :confused: Elephino...
 
tankyou;787607; said:
:ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL::D :) :confused: :irked: ....Bubba don't like make fun of. lol


How can you tell when a blonde used your computer?




White-out on the screen


Anyone think momma jokes are funny:naughty: ?

lol, and no, mamma jokes arent funny. and drgnfly, i would delete that if i were you.
 
is it really that offensive compared to being
"sofa king wee todd tidd?"
ok i'm stuck home sick with altered mentation due to cold meds
someone delete it since it's so bad:(
i thought it was cute a juxtaposition of innocence and corruption
 
A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins
that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls. One day,
his supply of the birds ran out so he had to go out and trap some more. On
the way back, he spied two lions asleep on the road. Afraid to wake them, he
gingerly stepped over them. Immediately, he was arrested and charged with
transporting gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.
 
gomezladdams;788062; said:
A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins
that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls. One day,
his supply of the birds ran out so he had to go out and trap some more. On
the way back, he spied two lions asleep on the road. Afraid to wake them, he
gingerly stepped over them. Immediately, he was arrested and charged with
transporting gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.

:ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL:
 
A blonde and brunette jump off a cliff...who gets to the bottom 1st?


















The brunette cos the blond had to as for directions ahhahaha
 
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