dang.
a blond a brunette and a red head are trapped on a desert island. they find a lamp and a genie pops out. "i'll grant you each one wish!", he says.
the red head says, "i wish i was home." and poof, she's home.
the brunette says, "i wish i was home too." Poof, she's gone.
then the genie turns to the blonde, "what do you wish for?"
"i wish i weren't so lonely."
Poof the brunette and red head reappear on the island.