U GOT JOKES?
- Thread starter tankyou
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1. Your house seen by you!!! 
2. your house seen by your buyer
3. your house seen by your lender
4. your house seen by your your appraisor
5. your house seen by your tax assessor
2. your house seen by your buyer
3. your house seen by your lender
4. your house seen by your your appraisor
5. your house seen by your tax assessor
i got one like the cinder block on the head one.
a native boy goes to his father and asked "dad, how did you choose our names?(meaning him and his brother and his sister)
the dad says "the first thing that i saw after your mom gave birth was what you were named, like your sister, peaceful doe, the first thing that i saw was a doe, and your brother, soaring eagle, the first thing i saw was an eagle.
"why do you ask, two dogs humping?"
a native boy goes to his father and asked "dad, how did you choose our names?(meaning him and his brother and his sister)
the dad says "the first thing that i saw after your mom gave birth was what you were named, like your sister, peaceful doe, the first thing that i saw was a doe, and your brother, soaring eagle, the first thing i saw was an eagle.
"why do you ask, two dogs humping?"
A man walks up to a little boy that seems to be lost in the middle of no where. He asks "Where's your Mom or Dad?" The kid says "They died." He says "How?" The kid says "Tractor." He says "Your Aunts and uncles?" The kid says "Tractor." He says "Any grandparents?" The kid says "Tractor." He asked "Who was driving the tractor?" The kid says "I was. You better run." And the man gets mauled by a tractor. Not very funny though...
How do you put a baby in a blender?
Feet first so you can see it's expression
How do you get them out?
Tortilla Chips
Feet first so you can see it's expression
How do you get them out?
Tortilla Chips
a man goes into a bar and bets the bartender $100 dolars that he can pee in a cup on the bar and not miss a drop. so the man pees all over the bar and misses the cup completely. The bartender starts to laugh but so does the other guy. So the bartender asks"why are you laughing? you just lost a hundred bucks". so the guy says "yea but i just bet the guy over there $1000 i could piss all over the bar and make you laugh.
