U GOT JOKES?

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Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by
cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could
live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go
to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So
all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, I brought ten
apples. The king then explained the trial to him. You have to
shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your
face or youll be eaten.

The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out
in pain, so he was killed.

The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the
king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this
should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the
ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one
asked, Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it? The
second one replied, I couldnt help it, I saw the third guy
coming with pineapples.
 
Two drunks went into a bar and had a few beers. One got up and went into the bathroom while the other remained at the bar talking to the bartender.

All of a sudden there was a loud scream coming from the bathroom. The drunk at the bar said to the bartender that it sounded like his partner screaming, so he went into the bathroom to investigate.

He went inside and asked his friend what the problem was. His friend said that everytime he flushed the toilet something reached up and squeezed his balls.

His friend shook his head and said, You dumbass, youre sitting on the mop bucket

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Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child.

Smiling sweetly, the teacher said, Johnny, when I was a child, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.

Johnny looked up and replied, Well, Ms. Smith, you cant say you werent warned.
 




Best motorcycle ad ever and some Easter cartoons
 
:ROFL: Those are all cute Red Devil!!!
 
ive got some good ones that arent 2-3 paragraphs long like everyone elses but theyre still funny.


4 out of 3 (4/3) people in this world have trouble with fractions.


there are 3 kinds of people in this world, those who can count and those who cant.
 
heres one or two more.. ;) Just funny no matter what party you belong to..and ...........
 
Red Devil;783576; said:
Thankyou tankyou!!! Haha!!:D
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I really...really...really regret my stupid name for MFK. :( Because of that right there Red Devil. Thankyou tankyou...WTF is that!? :ROFL:

And that KFC one is a good one. It is now in my archives:-)
 
Razman;783610; said:
ive got some good ones that arent 2-3 paragraphs long like everyone elses but theyre still funny.


4 out of 3 (4/3) people in this world have trouble with fractions.


there are 3 kinds of people in this world, those who can count and those who cant.
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I have read over this 3 times and still don't get it.:)
Where is the 3rd person? Cause I can and can not count.
Yeah I hate really dragged out jokes too.
 
tankyou;784540; said:
I really...really...really regret my stupid name for MFK. :( Because of that right there Red Devil. Thankyou tankyou...WTF is that!? :ROFL:

And that KFC one is a good one. It is now in my archives:-)
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Sorry Tank .. but i like it!!!:D
 
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