U GOT JOKES?

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When a women steals your husband
there is no better revenge.......... "Then to let her keep him"


A young son asked "Is it true Dad" "that in some parts of Africa
"A man doesn't know his wife until he marries her"?
Dad replied, "That happens in every country son".

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say
"talk in your sleep!"

Just think if it wasn't for marriage men would go through life thinking they have no faults at all!

At a cocktail party one women said to another
"Aren't you wearing your wedding band on the wrong finger?
Yes, I am! "I married the wrong man".

A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds .
"Husband Wanted"
Next day she received a 100 letters
They all said the same thing
"You can have Mine" :grinno:
 
Always be nice to people..things can change in a hurry.........:)
 
Red Devil;843749; said:
Always be nice to people..things can change in a hurry.........:)
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LOL!!! nice new avatar btw.
 
Thanks Steve..you must have some jokes...
 
Holy Gas



Sister Mary, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her round
>visiting home-bound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck would have

>it, a gas station was just a block away.
>
>She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The
>
>attendant told her the only gas can he owned had been loaned out, but she
>could wait until it was returned.
>
>Since the nun was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait and
>walked back to her car. She looked for something in her car that she could

>fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient.
>
>Always resourceful, she carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with
>
>gas, and carried the full bedpan back to her car.
>
>As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two men watched from across the
>street. One of them turned to the other and said, "If it starts, I'm
>turning Catholic."
 
An eighty year old women was arrested for shoplifting ...the judge asked her "What did you steal"? She relied.. "A can of peaches".
The judge then asked her..."Why did you steal the can of peaches"? "
She replied that she was hungary".
The judge then asked her "How many peaches were in the can"?
She replied that there were six peaches ..
The judge then said" I will give you six days in jail..
Before the judge could pronounce the punishment the women's husband spoke up.................. He asked the judge if he could say something....
The judge asked.."What is it"?
The husband said"She also stole a can of peas"!:grinno:
 
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