What are your favorite sayings?

[catfish]

"thank you captain obvious"

 

[zip]

friend: "hey what up man, what you doin tonight?"
me: "kickin it mad ******ish"

 

[zip]

"hold my drink bitch"

 

[zip]

oh i misunderstood the thread, oh well

 

[Mourinho18]

i say wicked a lot, does that count

 

[FlammingWoodChuck]

"More frustrated than a legless ethopian watchin a donut rolling down a hill"
"More frustrated than a 3 legged dog trying to burie a turd on a frozen lake"

 

[I3u11he4d]

"do un to others than split"
"its like watchin a monkey f**k a football"
"hey *****,wheres my turkey pot pie"
I dont really get a chance to use the last one to much,but when I do............

 

[redtailfool]

Those who know don;t talk...those who talk don;t know

I love this one . Theres a lot that needs this specially on the internet.

Here are mine :

An Empty Can makes a lot of noise

The Opposite :

Silent Waters Runs Deep

A journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step.

and of course... my signature down there

 

[rayman45]

dont trust anyone
failure is not an option
Fu*k you
LOL

 

[joel]

thats the idiot tax you have to pay for doing something dumb.