What does your Taco Bell speaker say when you pull up?

[ewurm]

Taco Bell is awesome. You go there totally pumped up despite the fact that you know you will become obese. You take the food home and eat it, and it is only about 60% as good as you thought. 45 minutes later, you don't have a bowel "movement", you have a bowel "experience". And that experience is like the space shuttle launching into orbit.

 

[JD7.62]

Taco Bell is awesome. You go there totally pumped up despite the fact that you know you will become obese. You take the food home and eat it, and it is only about 60% as good as you thought. 45 minutes later, you don't have a bowel "movement", you have a bowel "experience". And that experience is like the space shuttle launching into orbit.

I have work in less then eight hours, on my 5th or six beer, no food since noon, watching Fast and Furious on FX lol and just told the wifey to bring home some Taco Hell when she gets off at eleven....life is good!

Now life would be great if I had some arrogant bastard instead of miller lite...

 

[Knowdafish]

Taco Bell is awesome. You go there totally pumped up despite the fact that you know you will become obese. You take the food home and eat it, and it is only about 60% as good as you thought. 45 minutes later, you don't have a bowel "movement", you have a bowel "experience". And that experience is like the space shuttle launching into orbit.

 

[cassharper]

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I have some not-so-fond memories of that beer...

 

[rmorse]

I have some not-so-fond memories of that beer...

I <3 Stone Brews....How can you have some not-so-fond memories?

 

[Photongreen7]

On a different topic i hate it when people don't know what time breakfast ends. Then they get all mad like its my fault their late. /rant

 

[Knowdafish]

On a different topic i hate it when people don't know what time breakfast ends. Then they get all mad like its my fault their late. /rant

Jack-In-The-Box serves anything you want at anytime of day now! Including breakfast!

 

[Red Devil]

i make my own tacos....just made them last night... haha

 

[laura77]

lol i australia we have taco BILL!!! and its not a drive thru kind of thing its a sit down and eat restaurant type place!!!!!!

 

[polish]

It's a ridiculous greeting and whoever came up with that moronic idea needs to be drowned in that scalding delicious chili cheese sauce.

I agree completely, mine has been doing this greeting for a while now. I posted a rant about it on a car forum I'm on a while back.