What will my pothos do next? Vote after reading!

What is next for the vine that cannot grow?!

It will find a way to differentiate its root cells and grow a new vine.
Votes: 5 21.7%
The leaf and stem will simply become enormous as all new growth is confined to that area.
Votes: 0 0.0%
It will neither grow nor die, but float in limbo slowly growing roots.
Votes: 0 0.0%
It will struggle with its challenges and eventually die.
Votes: 2 8.7%
It is the first and only immortal plant that experiences no changes in form.
Votes: 3 13.0%
A neon vulture cow will fly into the room and take a rainbow turd on it, ruining everything.
Votes: 13 56.5%