what would you do if

[Neervana]

your best friend's gf hates you and now your best friend (who is a guy) doesn't have the guts to stand up to his gf and is asking you to be his friend secretly?!!!

 

[Liam]

skin the gf's face in a sink, take her jaw as a gift for your friend.

 

[DucatiDragster]

Id slip her a roofie and tell her how I feel.

 

[smpage]

She's jealous. In no way shape or form should your friendship be secret but he needs to respect her jealousy and she needs to respect your friendship. They going to have to work it out together. As for what you should do? Continue to be his friend but understand if he ducks out on you every once in a while to spend alone time with her.

 

[Citrinellus]

I'd break her knee caps and throw her off a bridge.

 

[Liam]

I'd break her knee caps and throw her off a bridge.

feed her powdered glass in her food.

 

[Neervana]

She's jealous. In no way shape or form should your friendship be secret but he needs to respect her jealousy and she needs to respect your friendship. They going to have to work it out together. As for what you should do? Continue to be his friend but understand if he ducks out on you every once in a while to spend alone time with her.

hmm but i've never given her any reason to be jealous. we rarely talk because of her *issues* with me, if i say hi to him or ask him how he is she completely freaks out for no reason...well i sort of feel like saying if you're going to let her control you like this then maybe we shouldn't be friends anymore...

 

[ryeguy28]

nothing nothin at all

 

[Citrinellus]

feed her powdered glass in her food.

Cut off her eyelids and force her to watch yo gabba gabba...

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[ryeguy28]

no hey wait


she hates you cause you hate bacon