"Wait, you don't want to cook your pets? Whats wrong with you??? I mean, each and eveytime I see an animal walk by, I get the urge to throw it into a pot.
You're weird, go and eat your pets, you'll feel better.
Here's some fun tips:
add 10 heaters to your favorite tank. Turn up the heat. Get that sucker to 125, add noddles, and carrots and savoy cabbage and celery. Wait a few hours. Invite your family and friends to sit around your tank and have a feast!
Enjoy!"
some prawns and weve got a meal. ill take 2 orders please!