Wife and live feeding...

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_Jessica_;4499011; said:
Damn, I was hoping for a video of you feeding your wife. ;)
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I can picture this real good in my mind's eye, Jessica . . . what's your version of a visual on this?
I can see Vaipulu feeding her guppies with a sling shot, from across the room. :D Anything more than that would have to be rated PG.
 
this thread is hilarious! I can't believe how much on a leach our gender is! Wth! hahaha..
 
missman009;4531872; said:
I like to save rats from my girlfriends carpet python. They make better pets than food.
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you lose all manpoints, and your man card is revoked.
 
vaipulu;4499748; said:
Man... I tryed to feed feeder guppys ( the other were fancy tailed) guess where they are at now.... TELL ME WHY she can tell if I feed 3 out of 1.6 million guppys... I guess the 1 inch rule doesnt apply to her.
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Same way I know to look for a dead mouse when I get home. The facial expression of my cat reads like an admission.

Might want to point out to her that you can only have so many guppies in that tank and if she doesn't let you reduce the numbers they will ALL die.

BTW I will save mice from my avatar. Now there are two reasons for this. 1 He sucks at killing them so the death is usually slow and nasty. 2: He finishes by drowning them, and he can get on top of the 265. Before requesting my man card think about the second one for a minute.
 
The only live things I feel my piranhas are ghost shrimp crayfish and earthworms, they just dont like live fish :confused:. I think they are just lazy and the bottom dwellers are easier to get than chasing around a little guppy. There is a feeder goldfish they adopted into the shoal it's been in there for like 3 months, the only evidence of them trying to eat it are little nips on the tail but that's it.
 
haha great thread.

I got nervous when I read the title, thought the op was trying to feed his wife to his fish. I just wanted to make sure she was gut loaded with some carrots and leafy greens first.

MFK folks: You shouldn't be so quick to crucify the guy that fed his fish a lizard. Is it foolish to fed fish lizards, yes. But in the wild if a small lizard falls into the water, an oppurtunistic preadatory fish will eat it, same goes for salamanders, mice, baby birds etc. Just because it is arguably very cruel doesn mean it is unnatural.

If he was feeding the fish a lizard as a means to torture the lizard, than he has some maturing to do.
 
well tell her its nature aka mother nature but i can relate in a way since my mom likes to go into my room and do whatever she wants and doesnt know anything bout fish and feeds them WAY to much and if i tell her to stop she threatens me -.- but hey wait till im 18 huh lol but enough about me and like i said sit down her and tell her nature can be cruel but its life
 
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