Will it never end? More lame customer moves.

[_Sushi_]

I used to work in a tiny little grocery store, We had the basics, nothing special.

One day this guy comes in and asks if we have a certain product. I had JUST (3 days prior) started working there, I said I wasn't sure and that I needed to ask my manager. Before I get a chance to go GET my manager, this guy starts spazzing out because I don't know if we carry some stupid product. My manager hears the commotion, and comes out:
Manager- "Can I help you sir?"
Customer- "Yes!! This girl doesn't f'king know if you carry (item name)!!"
Manger- "Sir she started in here 3 days ago"
Customer-"I don't f'king care!! She should know if it's here"
(As if I have nothing better to do, such as, I dunno working the register!!)
Manager- "Sir, I don't even know if we sell that product, why don't you walk back and see?" The store was about twice the size of a gas-station!!
Customer- Why the HELL do I want to walk to the BACK of the STORE just to see if you cary (item name)!! You are all f'king idiots and I'm never coming back!!"

I waved as he walked out the door!!

Something on Freecycle:

Offer: 4, 2" SILVER DOLLARS bought at Meijer, they got too big for my 10 gallon!!

Offer: 10" Clown Knife, freshwater fish, 6 years old (didn't sound right), he keeps eating his tank mates!! We feed 1 FORZEN brine shrimp cube every other day. (!!)

I e-mail about the fish, I'm offered the tank as well, I get there and what to I see? a 35 gallon HEX!!

I put him in my 75, and felt bad that he didn't have enough space!! I sold him to E_americanus.

 

[ewurm]

The clown knife story is hilarious and sad. They fed it a frozen brine shrimp cube? I would eat my tank mates too. At least it went to a good place, I know Sol can take good care of that fish.

 

[_Sushi_]

I'm guessing all of his tankmates were smaller than his head.....

after I got him switched over to filet chunks (which took most of the time I had him) I tried a 4 inch pleco, & couple of my large goldfish* with him since Sol was planning on having buddies, and I wanted to make sure he was over eating them. He did PERFECTLY fine!! He ignored them unless they went near the cave that he never used.

*the goldfish are clean, healthy, indoor PET fish, they are kept in room temperature tanks, besides, they were the only things I had (aside from my piranha) that I thought were too big to swallow.
(I only buy feeders to put in my goldfish tank!! lol and not for my golds to eat either!!)

 

[ewurm]

Sounds like a good save.

 

[Carny_4_Life]

ok this isn't a lfs store thing but still shows you how stupid people can be
ok i work at the carnivale i was there last week there were 4 or 5 people standing infrount of our joint well i kindly said excuse me but if you aren't gonna play i'll have to ask you to move over because i have to see and could you please move over a couple feet
well the 2 women start cussing me out saying this is fuc**ng public property you little dirty b*tch and a slure of other things
(which by the way we pay for the place our joint is 200 dollars a foot and we can't have people in our joi9nt because they might try to steal stuff we've had peple stand near our joint then grab teddy bears and take off)
i told her i had to dump the awnings of the joint and asked her again could she please move well same thing after being called many things i dumped the water from the awning on her it had been raining earlier so there was probly 10 gallons in the awning...evil grin..
the next day she comes back with probly 200 bucks and says i have cash money i'm gonna get your little ducky pond shut down i scuff at her and say "i make that much in a hour please"
yeah we get people like that all the time if i wouldn't have gotten dinged i'd have punched her in the mouth

 

[Mystix212]

ok this isn't a lfs store thing but still shows you how stupid people can be
ok i work at the carnivale i was there last week there were 4 or 5 people standing infrount of our joint well i kindly said excuse me but if you aren't gonna play i'll have to ask you to move over because i have to see and could you please move over a couple feet
well the 2 women start cussing me out saying this is fuc**ng public property you little dirty b*tch and a slure of other things
(which by the way we pay for the place our joint is 200 dollars a foot and we can't have people in our joi9nt because they might try to steal stuff we've had peple stand near our joint then grab teddy bears and take off)
i told her i had to dump the awnings of the joint and asked her again could she please move well same thing after being called many things i dumped the water from the awning on her it had been raining earlier so there was probly 10 gallons in the awning...evil grin..
the next day she comes back with probly 200 bucks and says i have cash money i'm gonna get your little ducky pond shut down i scuff at her and say "i make that much in a hour please"
yeah we get people like that all the time if i wouldn't have gotten dinged i'd have punched her in the mouth

 

[ewurm]

ok this isn't a lfs store thing but still shows you how stupid people can be
ok i work at the carnivale i was there last week there were 4 or 5 people standing infrount of our joint well i kindly said excuse me but if you aren't gonna play i'll have to ask you to move over because i have to see and could you please move over a couple feet
well the 2 women start cussing me out saying this is fuc**ng public property you little dirty b*tch and a slure of other things
(which by the way we pay for the place our joint is 200 dollars a foot and we can't have people in our joi9nt because they might try to steal stuff we've had peple stand near our joint then grab teddy bears and take off)
i told her i had to dump the awnings of the joint and asked her again could she please move well same thing after being called many things i dumped the water from the awning on her it had been raining earlier so there was probly 10 gallons in the awning...evil grin..
the next day she comes back with probly 200 bucks and says i have cash money i'm gonna get your little ducky pond shut down i scuff at her and say "i make that much in a hour please"
yeah we get people like that all the time if i wouldn't have gotten dinged i'd have punched her in the mouth

People steal teddy bears?

 

[Carny_4_Life]

yes i had a girl threatnd to punch my dad over a teddy bear it cost 5 dolars and she only had a dollar
she wanted it and she said i'll beat your ass if you don't give it to me well he just grins at me and i jump off the counter and say brings it on of course there was 5 of them togetor so i wistled to my mom and aunt bernice at the joint next to mine well lets just say she decided she didn't want the teddy bear bad enough to get her azz beat over it
we have had people steal stuff before but they don't like the concequences...evil grin...
moral of the story don't steal from carnys
i hate wanna be thugs that think cause there are 5 of them they can take on us well 3 carnys at one joint only takes one whisle to make it 50 carnys in the blink of a eye

 

[Carny_4_Life]

not to mention how many people come up and say can i play for free
or cussing me out over prices
heres how prices work if something costs us 2.50 we sell it for 5.00 to cover rent and such i mean Wal-Mart does the same thing you know?
do you think they pay 19.00 for a 20.00 teddy bear no they buy hundereds of them and pay probly 0.50 each
i mean i've given prizes away sometimes if it's something a kid really wants you know but when a adult tells me 2.00 is a rip off for a small teddy bear no way am i gonna be nice to them i feel sorry for the kid though

 

[Mystix212]

yes i had a girl threatnd to punch my dad over a teddy bear it cost 5 dolars and she only had a dollar
she wanted it and she said i'll beat your ass if you don't give it to me well he just grins at me and i jump off the counter and say brings it on of course there was 5 of them togetor so i wistled to my mom and aunt bernice at the joint next to mine well lets just say she decided she didn't want the teddy bear bad enough to get her azz beat over it
we have had people steal stuff before but they don't like the concequences...evil grin...
moral of the story don't steal from carnys
i hate wanna be thugs that think cause there are 5 of them they can take on us well 3 carnys at one joint only takes one whisle to make it 50 carnys in the blink of a eye

I can just imagine! All the carny's coming over, rolling up sleaves, getting in a biff. Good opurtunity for looting Lol.