Wish thread......

[Mudslinger14]

Wish granted.

But your car is then replaced with a 90's corolla.

Congrats.


I wish I was a girl.

 

[joecoulson]

lmao HERE WE GO...

Wish granted, but you have no teeth, 4 ft tall 300lbs and hairy as a gorilla (for some of you, that may be a 10?)

I wish I had a huge house

 

[Gearhead]

Wish granted but it runs away.

I wish I had a huge pond in my back yard.

And there is no way I would drive a toyota.

 

[Mudslinger14]

Wish granted. But your pond has a dead man in it stuffed with olives.

Btw Toyotas are fast. Just get a prius

 

[joecoulson]

Wish granted, but your prius is pink with leopard seats and has a 4 foot spoiler

I wish I had a 125g tank

 

[Cocobongo]

Wish Granted. But you have to give it as a present to me!
I wish that was true..

 

[Mudslinger14]

Wish granted. But the tank is full of mold and it makes you so sick, you have to give away all your fish.

I wish my hair would stop growing.

 

[BlackShark11k]

Granted, but your hair is frozen in a mullet before it stops growing.

I wish I was Eddie Vedder.

 

[joecoulson]

Wish granted but it starts to spontaneously combust and your new name is MJ

I wish it would snow here

 

[Cocobongo]

Granted, but the weather will be 100 degrees outside..

Wish I was a UPS driver...