where's the fun in that place?
i prefer to prey on joints with food servers so i can be rude and be a slob just to end the meal with a lowball tip. now that's the way to eat out!
the secret is to hop from place to place and wait a long time before returning so they don't remember you. and before they know it, they've already broke their back for a solid hour serving you only to get a couple of bucks. just for sticks and giggles i'll pour syrup on the 1 or 2 dollars i tip with. i love the looks on their faces. i call that giving them the sticky fingers. sometimes i'll wear a hat, sun glasses and a fake beard so they don't recognize me
now that you mentioned it, there's a few joints i haven't preyed on in a while. thanks for reminding me.
ah, it's good to be rich and cheap