Would you let a total stranger into your home?

[krichardson]

I don't want to endanger the thread with gun talk but if I had to I'd pack my .45 ACP to keep the pizza delivery guy honest.

 

[kissofcrimson]

whoa, that guy was pulling off a big-time heist

I can see the humor in what I said but its no joke when a large guy rips the door handle out of a young girls hand (babysitter was only a few years older then me), rushes in with a gun, points it at you and steals your GameCube. Plus I was a little kid, heck yeah that was a heist to me, stole my dang gaming system..

LMAO!...the sitter had no business opening the door...Something stinks here like a pigs butt in August,bet the guy was her boyfriend.

Nah, didn't wanna say but my mom owed a drug dealer money, so not the first time I was put in a situation like that.




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[SickSauce]

Just the other day I let someone in to sell one of my fish to.The buyer is a member here who is not a very active poster and that is the extent of my knowing him.He checked out the fish,closed the deal,we talked fish for a few minutes and then he left.

thats usually how it goes but knock on wood it goes South Fast

 

[SumoNinja]

One time I invaded a home

I was in my trench coat, had my fedora and shades on. knocked on the door, a pretty girl answered and I told her I was selling cookies to put homeless kids thru school. I had bought some cookies from a gas station before going to her house. she was skeptical but I convinced her by showing her random pictures of raggedy looking kids I printed off the internet.

as soon as she handed me the money I grabbed her by the wrist and she screamed. I walk in and throw her to the floor. I had nothing on under the trench coat as she can now see and realize what my intentions are. I dragged her to her bedroom kicking and screaming. I smacked her around a little bit and I'm afraid I can't say anymore.




it was my own house though. that was just my wife and I role-playing. yea, that's how I get down

 

[krichardson]

Nah, didn't wanna say but my mom owed a drug dealer money, so not the first time I was put in a situation like that.

Had a feeling something wasn't right there but like I said,the sitter should not have opened the door.That goes for folks here who feel unsafe answering their door,if you can't see who it is without opening,via a side window or something and you don't feel safe then leave it closed and locked...Sicksauce I see your point and conversely I have been invited to quite a few people's homes to purchase and pick up fish in the past and any one of those times could have been some kind of set up but that kind of veers into another discussion.

 

[SickSauce]

One time I invaded a home

I was in my trench coat, had my fedora and shades on. knocked on the door, a pretty girl answered and I told her I was selling cookies to put homeless kids thru school. I had bought some cookies from a gas station before going to her house. she was skeptical but I convinced her by showing her random pictures of raggedy looking kids I printed off the internet.

as soon as she handed me the money I grabbed her by the wrist and she screamed. I walk in and throw her to the floor. I had nothing on under the trench coat as she can now see and realize what my intentions are. I dragged her to her bedroom kicking and screaming. I smacked her around a little bit and I'm afraid I can't say anymore.




it was my own house though. that was just my wife and I role-playing. yea, that's how I get down

keeping it Fresh

 

[Andrew1002]

One time I invaded a home

I was in my trench coat, had my fedora and shades on. knocked on the door, a pretty girl answered and I told her I was selling cookies to put homeless kids thru school. I had bought some cookies from a gas station before going to her house. she was skeptical but I convinced her by showing her random pictures of raggedy looking kids I printed off the internet.

as soon as she handed me the money I grabbed her by the wrist and she screamed. I walk in and throw her to the floor. I had nothing on under the trench coat as she can now see and realize what my intentions are. I dragged her to her bedroom kicking and screaming. I smacked her around a little bit and I'm afraid I can't say anymore.




it was my own house though. that was just my wife and I role-playing. yea, that's how I get down

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA IM LITERALLY PISSING MYSELF RIGHT NOW

 

[ckcdrummer]

One time I invaded a home

I was in my trench coat, had my fedora and shades on. knocked on the door, a pretty girl answered and I told her I was selling cookies to put homeless kids thru school. I had bought some cookies from a gas station before going to her house. she was skeptical but I convinced her by showing her random pictures of raggedy looking kids I printed off the internet.

as soon as she handed me the money I grabbed her by the wrist and she screamed. I walk in and throw her to the floor. I had nothing on under the trench coat as she can now see and realize what my intentions are. I dragged her to her bedroom kicking and screaming. I smacked her around a little bit and I'm afraid I can't say anymore.




it was my own house though. that was just my wife and I role-playing. yea, that's how I get down

I was reading this whole thing just going, "wtf wtf wtf" and then I got to the end... Can't stop laughing.


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[Chub_by]

Weird Sumo, I would have thought Eddie would be that kind of guy.

 

[krichardson]

Nice!