YO MAMA!!...

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Yo mamma so smart your fish got ich and when you came home she was poppin your fishes pimples :)
 
your moma is so ugly they pasted her picture in the "guess what fish this is thread" and noone responded out of disgust
 
Yo mama is as skanky as my old fish tank, smells like dead fish with none to be seen and covered in white scum.

yo mama's like an old filter, pumping hard but not doing much.

yo mama so hidious she scraes the oxygen outta my water.

yo mama so ugly when she walks in the fish room the feeders feed themselves to the fish.

Dunno if the first two are a bit OTT.....over the top.
 
Yo mama so ugly... one time, she was standing in line behind me at a LFS... i was just about to pay for an expensive blk arowana... and the lady at the cash register looked up at me, and then at your mom... She rang me up for $5.00 :confused: I was like "Whaa??... why so cheap for? she pointed behind me and said... "We're having a special today on 'water monkeys! :irked:
 
Yo mommas so fat you can throw her in a tank, paint stripes on her and call her a Wiiidebar Fatnoid :ROFL:
 
Y0 momma so straight up skank, when you daddy comes home and asks whats for dinner, your momma spreads her legs and says "feeders"
 
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