YO MAMA!!...

[PhullTank57]

Yo mama's grill so jacked... she did the cuts for my overflows on my glass tank wit her teeth!!

 

[PhullTank57]

Yo mama wanted to be cool, so she got some cigar sharks and smoked 'em!!

 

[PhullTank57]

Yo mama's breath smell like a bottle of expired Prime!!

 

[doubledragon]

Yo mama is so dumb when she saw my planted tank with all the clay pots in it, she stuck her head in the tank and tried to light the plant and suck on the hole in the bottom cause she thought it was hydro

 

[doubledragon]

yo mama is so dumb when my cichlids ate all their fry she called the cops and said I had a group of cannibals in the house.

 

[PhullTank57]

Yo mama so ugly... even that crazy b*tch moms from 'JAWS'... wouldn't even try to kill her?!!

 

[doubledragon]

yo mama is so dumb when I told her I wanted a dog face puffer she took the air hose off my under gravel filter and stuck it in my dogs mouth

 

[doubledragon]

yo mama is so dumb when I came home from town and said I had some more wood for my tank she asked if thats what the hole in pre-drilled tanks are for

 

[PhullTank57]

yo mama is so dumb when I told her I wanted a dog face puffer she took the air hose off my under gravel filter and stuck it in my dogs mouth

yeah... When i told yours mom that I wanted a dog-faced puffer, she just took a deep breath and held it!!

 

[koliveira]

Your mama is so fat, she has more surface space than a truck full of bio-balls.