Yo Momma.....

[Liam]

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

^^^

 

[bigspizz]

Yo momma so poor that when i came to ring the doorbell she stuck her head out the window and said DING DONG!!!!

 

[Weylin]

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."

 

[Liam]

Yo momma so poor that when i came to ring the doorbell she stuck her head out the window and said DING DONG!!!!

Reminds me of your house bigspizz

Your mumma's so fat when she goes to McDonalds they ask her what she doesn't want

 

[bigspizz]

Yo momma so ugly, Jesus don’t forgive her when she forgets makeup.

 

[Weylin]

Yo momma so ugly they filmed, "Gorillas in the Mist," in her shower.

 

[bigspizz]

Reminds me of your house bigspizz

Your mumma's so fat when she goes to McDonalds they ask her what she doesn't want

No WAY! When I was growing up....I was so poor...We ate cereal with a fork so we could pass around the milk.....

 

[Weylin]

Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

 

[Liam]

yo mumma is so dumb she tried slamming revolving doors

 

[bigspizz]

Yo momma is so dumb....I told her it was chili out side and she went in to get a spoon...