Yo Momma.....

[Onion01]

Yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator!
Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell
Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections

 

[Lady G]

Yo mamma so fat, when she fell and broke her leg, gravy came out!

 

[Aqua Sanctuary]

Yo mamma so fat, when she fell and broke her leg, gravy came out!

AHAHAHAH!!! gRAVY

YOur mamma so stupid she stoped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.

 

[Dr_Shakalu]

What's the difference between your momma and bigfoot?
One has hair all over and stinks and the other has big feet

 

[Lady G]

Yo, Mommas like a box of cake mix, 15 servings per package!

 

[cichlaguapote]

Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow.. When she smiles all the cars slow down..

 

[cichlaguapote]

Yo Momma's soooooo poor... I saw her kickin a can down the street.. I said "whatcha doing?" she said "Movin.."

 

[Dr_Shakalu]

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.

 

[nero6370]

Yo Momma is so poor...I walked into her house and saw a lit cigarette on the edge of a table; so I put it out. She yelled from the next room, "who turned off the heat?"



Yo Momma is so poor...I saw her looking in a dumpster and asked her what she was doing; she said, "Christmas shopping".


Yo momma is so poor...I was in her house and saw a rat in the corner of a room; I tried to step on it and she said, "Don't kill it-it pays the rent".

 

[mkman]

Hope noone has wrote this one:

YO MOMMA SO FAT, SHE SAT ON A QUARTER AND SQUEEZED A BURGER OUT OF GEORGE WASHINGTONS NOSE!!!!!!!

YO MOMMA SO SKINNY SHE SWALLOWED A MARBLE AND LOOKED 9 MONTHS PREGNANT!!!!

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