Yo Momma.....

[Weylin]

yo mamma has so many white hairs when i went to Mount Everest everyone thought she was the yeti

 

[bigspizz]

Yo momma is so fat she eats weat thicks....

 

[Weylin]

Yo mamma's so big, she whistles bass.

 

[bigspizz]

Yo mamma's so big, she whistles bass.

 

[TheOneThatGotAway]

(for anime fans)
Yo mama so fat, even NARUTO doesnt believe it!

(for non-anime fans)
Yo mama so fat, she saw a schoolbus full of people wearin white and thought it was a twinkie.

Yo mama so stupid, she starved to death when she was locked in the supermarket.

 

[mjuniorc]

yo mamma is so small... she can hand glide on a dorrito....

 

[ghostknifefish0909]

yo mamma so fat she jumped and got stuck in mid air.

-GKF

 

[mjuniorc]

yo mamma is soooo stupid... she thought a quarterback was a REFUND...

yo mamma is so old... SHE HAS JESUS in her YEARBOOK!!

 

[bigspizz]

Yo momma is so ugly she stuck her face in dough and made monster cookies.....

 

[Delhezi222]

Yo mama is so stupid, that she got stuck in a mattress factory, and she slept on the floor.....