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Vocabulary words for the week: defeat, deduct, defense, detail. Time to make sentences using the new words. One kid uses all the words in one sentence: "Defeat of deduct went over defense before detail."
 
DURP = department of urban and regional planning

Hi I'm agent Sumners, head of the DURRRRRP (shows badge) this is my partner Chung Ho also DURRRRP and my boss, Ron DURRRP. Your under arrest for violating federal DURRRP laws. You have the right to remain silent *cou-durp-gh*. You have the right to an durp-torny.
IF YOU DONT LIKE 'MERICA WHY DONT YOU GEEEEEEEEET OUT!
'MERICA*durp*!!
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DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP

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"Hey who do you work for?" he replies "DURP." "Pardon?" "DURP." "OK real funny guys knock it off." "DURRRRRRP, THE DEPARTMENT OF URBAN AND REGIONAL PLANNING." "Ooooh I get it one of those 'fancy pants what-not'." (Commercial)

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