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[815billybob]

What do you tell a women with two black eyes

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[815billybob]

Nothing see already been told twice lmao. Not really just joking

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[Chrisplosion]

What do you tell a women with two black eyes

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Nothing, you told her twice.

 

[815billybob]

My bad my phone spells stuff for me thanks for the correction

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[Chrisplosion]

Wasn't correcting you lol, was answering the joke. You just beat me too it.

 

[815billybob]

Lol

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[Chrisplosion]

So I a guy walks into a bar and the bar tender says "You are now entering manual breathing mode!"

-umadbro?

 

[fatcat]

your moms soo stupid, she tripped on a cordless phone.

 

[catman]

Do you like fish sticks?

Hahahahahaha! If I remember correctly Carlos Mencia came up with that joke.

 

[KellyFrancis]

So there was this mollusk... and he walks up to this sea cucumber .......well he doesnt really walk up, he swims up. ... well actually the mollusk isnt moving. He's in one place. And then the sea cucumber.... wait, i'm mixed up.

There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber.... none of them were walking

Hahahahaha.....LOVE this movie!!!