You got jokes? Post em!

[krichardson]

Your mom is so ugly she looked out her window and got arrested for mooning.

 

[aclockworkorange]

Kev's got jokes lol....Old school-Yo mama's so fat she uses a VCR for a pager.

Bet that went right over some MFKers heads lol.


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[krichardson]

Bet that went right over some MFKers heads lol.

LOL,yep kinda shows my age.

 

[kevinfleming21]

keep it clean folks, I already messed up and got a warning lol.

 

[oneyedfish]

Yo mamas teeth so yellow, that every time she yawns traffic slows down! LOL

 

[Tyler2012]

A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them. To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence. The first student raised his hand and said "The sky is definitely blue". The teacher said, "Well, that isn't entirely correct, because sometimes it's gray and cloudy".

Another student says, "Grass is definitely green." The teacher again replies "If grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown, so that isn't really correct either."

Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher "Do farts have lumps?" The teacher looked at him and said "No...But that isn't really a question you want to ask in class discussion." So the student replies, "Then I definitely pooped my pants."

Thats the funniest joke I've heard in days. Lol


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[Chub_by]

Yo mamma so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches couch.

 

[petspoiler]

For Sale, John Deere tractor.
Runs great. Only missing the seat and steering wheel.
Perfect for the rancher who has lost his butt and has nowhere to turn....

 

[Adamrhh]

Yo Momma so dumb she went to the pet store and tried to buy a fish with Food Stamps .

 

[SumoNinja]

What's bruce lee's favorite drink?

WATAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!